verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(via kellyburnsred)


castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

(via kellyburnsred)


elvishprincess:

weloveshortvideos:

Nutella Poop Prank

Vine by Lance210

GOD DANGIT

(via kellyburnsred)


baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

(via kellyburnsred)


whitegirlsaintshit:

kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts

(via zackisontumblr)


swamp-beast:

yeah kinda

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hotboyproblems:

want to burn 1000s of calories fast???

  • try to put your bed sheets on your bed

(via zackisontumblr)


mosaicheartt:

Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.

mosaicheartt:

Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.

(via kellyburnsred)